Friday, July 3, 2009

I am the lovenator.

So apparently they have found some New Dinosaurs.

"The remains of the Diamantinasauras, Australovenator and Wintonotitan are estimated to be between 95 and 98 million years old."

AUSTRALOVENATOR.

For real.
Is this another hoax, because over at channel nine I can just imagine Richard Wilkins running through the corridors screaming, "No, don't report it! Don't make the same mistakes I did!!!!".

Please tell me I am not the only person that immediately imagined pictures such as this;



Or this;



Or maybe even this;



At the very least I hope it conjured up images of Arnie holding a bunch of flowers and smiling, while half his face has been peeled away to reveal his robotic interior.


Ahh Arnie, you big AUSTRian LOVE termiNATOR, you.

2 people are paying attention:

Mazz said...

They seriously can't name a dinosaur that! They all have to have badass name like T-Rex or Ieatbabiesosaurus! On a similar note to your post, check this out:
http://mingle2.com/blog/view/dating-tyrannosaurus
Hi-freakin-larious.

i.hate.my.name said...

Maybe they are trying to give dinosaurs a more friendly image, like PETA trying to rename fish sea-kittens so we all don't want to eat them...

I'm not convinced, I am pretty sure I would still flee a rampaging Australovenator just as quickly as an Ieatbabiesosaurus. And I would still eat sea-kittens.